december 14, 2009

"i was smelling the future!"
@ Helaman

december 11, 2009

"it looks like you're throwing up birds"
@ Hinckley

"what is wrong with my earlobes?!"
bus

december 3, 2009

"its all those goldfish swimming around in your stomach."
@ cannon

november 23, 2009

"don't you wish you could undress while jumping in the air?"
@ LRC

"i'd rather have salmonella than a crusty cookie."
@ cannon

"i really like hot bodies."
@ LRC

november 16, 2009

"thats the fastest that yak has ever gone!"
@ LRC

"Leafy Leafy Leafy!"
@ Sunday Walk

november 11, 2009

"when i first saw that i went, "wow, a really big nut sale."
@ WILK

"why don't you just go in your socks?
@ the hill

"he cuddles his food before he eats it."
@ the bean museum

"would you like someone to sit very close to you?"
@ May

"so does she, but her's aren't as graceful."
@ BYU

november 2, 2009

"sometimes i want to marry me."
@ cannon

"thats not an intervention, thats just torture."
@ sunday walk

"its the words not the songs."
@ Helman

october 28, 2009

"i'm more into gushers than most people."
@ cannon

"she'll look like a bulldog with an under-bite."
@ cannon

"that sounds like a wate of money, time, and monkeys."
@ cannon

"i need a face mask. i'm not even gonna rob anything! i'm just really cold."
@ Helaman

"the dead slipped out about the skeleton."
@ Hinckley

october 26, 2009

"i kicked my milk under the couch."
@ Merrill

"good thing i brought this jacket so i can take it off."
@ Helaman

"i thought you were Russian when i met you, but you're from Arizona!"
@ Hinckley

"i love lemon fishing."
@ WSC

"that cookie is softer than it could be, but harder than it sould be."
@ cannon

"did you hear that pancake line scream?"
@ HC parade

october 21, 2009

"when they are hi-ho-ing their way home."
@ HBLL

"ok, you're not really a girl."
@ HBLL

"i can't hear lithium floating."
@ CB

"i feel like school gets in the way of college."
@ Helaman

"nylons for men!"
@ HBLL

october 15, 2009

"i miss week one."
@ Helaman

"i'll just snipe his zipper."
@ Tanner

"we could have twins of you!"
@ Cannon

october 12, 2009

"that looks really fun to run through if it were warmer and i weren't wearing clothes."
@ Hinckley

"its so you can change your pants and whatnot."
@ Hinckley

"are you allergic to the sun?"
"no, i just don't like my pants."
@ Hinckley

october 11, 2009

"they have video games, and bouncy balls, and bats!"
in the car

"kudos to you. except not really, cuz i don't have a kudos bar."
@ JKB

october 10, 2009

"because i wake up with excitingness?"
@ Hinckley

october 9, 2009

"i hate hours!"
@ cannon

october 4, 2009

"i fed my turtle straight lettuce. then he died."
@ Cannon

october 1, 2009

"it gets the curvature of my bum."
@ Hinckley

"does he have pictures of himself shirtless online? No. not interested."
@ Cannon

september 28, 2009

"i don't knbow if i've played with guys much."
@ Hinckley

"sticks are just as smart as fish."
@ CB

september 27, 2009

"i'm a purple dog thats a man."
@ Hinckley

"cows are a creation of man!"
@ Cannon

september 25, 2009

"hey look at my arm pits!"
@ the tunnel

"did that person lose an arm or have a baby?"
@ ESC

"i kissed your sternum!"
@ Stover

september 22, 2009

"i don't wanna learn stuff. i just wanna know what you know."
@ Hinckley

september 21, 2009

"the way the chip just danced on her tongue."
@ Hinckley

september 20, 2009

"like the bomb and the yo diggety - thats all me."
@ JKB

"monkey is to you as dolphin is to me."
@ JKB

"what'd she do? i looked away out of fear!"
@ JKB

"thats sketch. if i could sketch, thats what i'd sketch."
@ JKB

september 19, 2009

"dishonesty is dishonest."
@ Hinckley

september 19, 2009

"that gave pleasure to me."
@ Hinckley

"she's like a termite in a wood factory."
@ Plato's

"we're on the north side of the bleachers?! man, i don't wanna be on the Yankee bleachers!"
@ stadium

september 18, 2009

"i ate her face. it was scrumptious."
@ Hinckley

september 16, 2009

"either way there's some creepage."
@ Hinckley

"tell your wife she looks good even when she looks like a truck."
@ HBLL

"poor boy. he wants to see Swan Princess."
@ Cannon

september 13, 2009

"when my husband and i get married, i'll pop out of the bleachers for him!"
@ Hinckley

"mine tastes like mouth."
@ Hinckely

"you are a foxy lady. thats nice."
@ Hinckley

"THEY GO NAKED!"
@ Hinckley

"your goofy steeds are no match for his awesome reindeer"
@ Hinckley

"i'm sorry i have a hot body."
@ Hinckley

"he just needs to learn the gospel"
@ Hinckley

"thats why i put you on there--to hang!"
@ Hinckley

"i wish i was morally fat"
@ Hinckely

"if i wanted to chew on chicken bones i would have eaten chicken"
@ Hinckely

"will you be my force?"
@ Hinckely

"now she thinks your a nasty mean she devil who thinks your trying to steal your sister's boyfriend while she is on a mission"
@ Hinckley

"i don't have two hands like normal"
@ Cannon

"get the swords! get the guns! get the...where are the pitchforks, we need some!"
@ Hinckley

september 12, 2009

"it's so much more manly"
@ Provo

"so you found the woman of my dreams"
@ Tanner

"and then i got soup because they made beer."
@ Cannon

"have you ever met people's heads?"
@ Hinkley

september 8, 2009

"i thought your hall was so quiet..."
"except for the wookies."
@ Hinkley

september 8, 2009

"this tastes like my Grandma!"
@ Cannon

"that happened to my tongue on a snow cone when i was in washington DC when i was eight."
@ Cannon

"their lips did not touch!"
@ Hinkley

"i had a six-pack for like a week!"
@ Helaman

september 8, 2009

"like the sun rises and she goes to bed."
@ Cannon

september 4, 2009

"i am going to seriously wound you with this styrofoam!"
@ OR

september 4, 2009

"will you just marry me one time?"
@ the ledge

"you're not robust!!"
@ Cannon

"cuz he's so tall and you're so short!"
@ Cannon

"your body's lame."
@ Cannon

september 1, 2009

"nobody ware anything the first day."
@ Hinkley

"give me mangoes or give me salsa."
@ cannon

august 23, 2009

"we were trying to force ourselves on her, but it didn't work so well."
@ Hinkley

"does anyone want my some of my bread roll? does anyone want pine nuts?"
@ Cannon

"i hate it when my sister wears her swimsuit cause its ugly."
@ Helaman

"i hate those drunken idiots!"
@ Cannon

"i frequently change my head."
@ Hinkley

"thats amusing unto myself."
@ Hinkley

august 28, 2009

"good grades, adequate sleep, social life. pick two. welcome to college."
@ Wilk

august 28, 2009

"in the movie 101 damnations..."
@ Red Hair's

"i'm not pregnant."
@ Hinckley

august 25,2009

"He takes you down to the local carnival and wins you a bear as you eat snow cones."
"SNOW CONES?!?!"
@ EMILY'S

"see? we can be smart in the middle of the night!"
@ emily's

august 23, 2009

"mom, guess what? i just kicked the bucket."
@ Tualatin

august 14, 2009

"it's cheesier than BYU!"
@ Costco

"now YOU can chop up Mickey Mouse at home!"
@ Tualatin

august 13, 2009

"i have red-cheek syndrome."
@ TUALATIN

august 12, 2009

"there's some pretty sketchy ladies out there..."
@ THE hill

"he has posters of slutty cows in his room."
@ the malt shop

august 11, 2009

"then suddenly seymore sat on a nun."
@ Hinkley

"we've got toilet paper on one side...and...yeah..."
@ Creamery

"my pants are see through!"
@ Hinkley

august 9, 2009

"you could put a child in there."
@ Cannon

"i don't mind walking in my feet."
@ JKB

"did you catch your lip on it?"
@ the Elms

"Oh, you shoulda seen me last week!"
@ Cannon

"are they against the honor code?! oh wait, that's a suitcase, not a girl..."
@ Helaman

august 6, 2009

"why not all the way?"
@ Hinkley

august 5, 2009

"how many girl friends do you have? like one and a half?"
@ cannon

"or he could have taken me all the way to the temple if he wanted to."
@ cannon

august 4, 2009

"so he used the dark to get close to you"
@ Hinkley

"your hat will fill up with tears. its filling up! its filling up!"
@ Hinkley

"i remember admiring them from afar."
@ Cannon

"like trouting?"
@ Cannon

"a really big piece of honeydew melon."
@ Cannon

"go to the desk and ask for a room."
@ LRC

"waht were you - a vulture in another life?"
Anastasia

"of course China hasn't moved!"
@ Cannon

august 1, 2009

"Edward. What? don't lick Max!"
@ Utah

august 1, 2009

"i was making sure my nose stays in. it falls out sometimes"
@ Cannon

"it's kind of like licking a pine tree."
@ Cannon

"am i able to pee in my own building?"
@ Cannon

august 1, 2009

"hush up your pants!"
@ Hinkley

"am i able to pee in my own building?"
@ Cannon

july 31, 2009

"i was NOT going to be a part of this amazing experience just to have you lose your pants."
@ Hinkley

july 31, 2009

"Wyoming? What a picturesque state!"
@ Cannon

"What are you? The primate garbage police?"
from Night at the Museum 2

july 31, 2009

"well it's chewy--my hands not chewy."
@ Hinkley

july 30, 2009

"i'm not picking up your sent right now!"
@ Hinkley

"you just jumped on my pants..how rude."
@ Hinkley

july 29, 2009

"temporary things turn into permanent things."
AH movie

"the government too. it's everyone!"
@ JSB

"i know there are trees in Oregon!!"
@ JSB

july 29, 2009

"i jusrt nearly stompled all over you."
@ Hinkley

july 28, 2009

"i over analyze."
@ the library

"I will talk to you when you are done being knotted."
@ Hinkley

"comma...it's a but."
@ Hinkley

july 27, 2009

"i wanna watch movies in your basement."
@ Hinkley

"can i see in your trunk?"
@ Hinkley

"late at night? OoOo..."
@ Hinkley

"i'm a picky grapper too."
@ cannon

"that's the awkward kind of humor that friendships are built on."
@ cannon

"so there were these wads of......anyway."
@ cannon

july 26, 2009

"your face is against the honor code."
@ everywhere in Provo, UT

"we can boycott hollywood with giant posters and stink bombs."
outside Hinkley

"my pants are eating popcorn."
outside Hinkley

"you should have picked a different skin tone."
@ cannon

july 26, 2009

"are you coming in or can i shut the door in your face?"
@ Hinkley, Provo, UT

"thats cool, you were over-exposed."
@ our sunday walks, Provo, UT

"there were really awkward moments at the end."
@ our sunday walks, Provo, UT

"and your sister's boyfriend's daughter..."
@ cannon

july 25, 2009

"chip in what? quarters?"
Provo, UT

july 24, 2009

"Say purple...Doesn't it make your mouth feel happy?!"
walking in Provo, UT

"Are those cows on your ears?"
@ the Cannon Center in Provo, UT

july 23, 2009

"big girls, you are beautiful.."
"rude."
@ 3108 Provo, UT

july 23, 2009

"this clown wouldn't know a flyswatter from a flapjack!"
from Night at the Museum 2

"i was dog sitting my mom's co-worker..."
@ the park, Provo, UT

july 23, 2009

"don't be talkin' bout my milks."
@ the vending machines in Hinkley

"my garbage...do you want it?"
@ 3108 in Hinkley

july 23, 2009

"if a fairy were to cry, this is what its tears would taste like."
@ the Cannon Center, Provo, UT

"today we'll have caramel with a hint of ice cream."
@ the Cannon Center, Provo, UT

july 22, 2009

"you don't HAVE to go all the way..."
@ Hinkley, Provo, UT

july 22, 2009

"But they're Pono's!"
"She's got MORE!"
@ 3108. Provo, UT

july 22, 2009

"girls are like puzzles...with some missing pieces"
@ helaman halls

july 22, 2009

"no, that person in that stall just has four legs"
@ TuHS

july 22, 2009

"You get watered down, wishy-squishy things."
Prof. during AH

from july 15, 2009

"Oh wow! We discovered legs in the 1960's!"
Prof. during AH

"I'm mystified by Harry Potter."
Prof. during AH

from july 8, 2009

"Obama. He's a good wife."
random kid during AH

"Where's that crazy lobster lady to defend the snakes?!?"
another random kid during AH

july 21 2009

"maybe I like selling my body!"
@ spoon me in Provo, UT

"you know that black guy on our floor who we thought wasn't mormon?
He is."
@ spoon me in Provo, UT

Welcome! July 21, 2009

This blog is for cRazY qU0tEs! Thats right, every time we hear a cRazY qU0tE, it gets put on this blog! They will be quotes we overhear, funny out-of-context quotes, or just goofy quotes that made us laugh. ENJOY!

~ Ganny
~ Paigie
~ Kitty Cat