october 28, 2009

"i'm more into gushers than most people."
@ cannon

"she'll look like a bulldog with an under-bite."
@ cannon

"that sounds like a wate of money, time, and monkeys."
@ cannon

"i need a face mask. i'm not even gonna rob anything! i'm just really cold."
@ Helaman

"the dead slipped out about the skeleton."
@ Hinckley

october 26, 2009

"i kicked my milk under the couch."
@ Merrill

"good thing i brought this jacket so i can take it off."
@ Helaman

"i thought you were Russian when i met you, but you're from Arizona!"
@ Hinckley

"i love lemon fishing."
@ WSC

"that cookie is softer than it could be, but harder than it sould be."
@ cannon

"did you hear that pancake line scream?"
@ HC parade

october 21, 2009

"when they are hi-ho-ing their way home."
@ HBLL

"ok, you're not really a girl."
@ HBLL

"i can't hear lithium floating."
@ CB

"i feel like school gets in the way of college."
@ Helaman

"nylons for men!"
@ HBLL

october 15, 2009

"i miss week one."
@ Helaman

"i'll just snipe his zipper."
@ Tanner

"we could have twins of you!"
@ Cannon

october 12, 2009

"that looks really fun to run through if it were warmer and i weren't wearing clothes."
@ Hinckley

"its so you can change your pants and whatnot."
@ Hinckley

"are you allergic to the sun?"
"no, i just don't like my pants."
@ Hinckley

october 11, 2009

"they have video games, and bouncy balls, and bats!"
in the car

"kudos to you. except not really, cuz i don't have a kudos bar."
@ JKB

october 10, 2009

"because i wake up with excitingness?"
@ Hinckley

october 9, 2009

"i hate hours!"
@ cannon

october 4, 2009

"i fed my turtle straight lettuce. then he died."
@ Cannon

october 1, 2009

"it gets the curvature of my bum."
@ Hinckley

"does he have pictures of himself shirtless online? No. not interested."
@ Cannon