june 17, 2010

"did you know a frappachino has coffee in it??"

"who's stealing my name?"

"when do the people end?"

june 13, 2010

"is it the one after tomrrow?"

june 12, 2010

"you gotta pull the thingy up!"

june 12, 2010

(while talking to sister about parents) "they don't know where i live!"

"one long neck plus one long neck equals three long necks!"

"im ok, it didnt even bleed."

"you have seven holes in your face."
"uh, actually its nine."

"i just bit it and it was cold."

"this ice is like frozen!"

"i was thinking how it tasted like snow and then i realized it was called a snow cone."

june 11, 2010

"Why would i solve a math problem? thats just crazy!"

"call from 'not avae-laa-bull'"

june 3, 2010

"Once upon a time a student from BYU transferred to the U. Both school's cumulative GPA improved."
from Overheard at BYU

june 2, 2010

"way to boost the crime rate."

"they don't look at things, they smell them."