April 19, 2010

"look its Appa!"
"Aang is on his back cloudbending!"
@ Helaman

"i'm wearing a fanny pack!"
@ sunday walk

April 17, 2010

"that's one of those kiwis that's attached to it's outside."
@ Cannon

"no i wasn't posing, i was saying 'OOOOOOOO!'"
@ Hinckley

April 13, 2010

"in case you didn't know, those are grapes. now you do."
@ Cannon

"can i ask you a question? why whenever i see you in a lobby are you eating?"
@ Hinckley

"i'm fond of guns of any kind."
@ Helaman

"are they shirtless?"
"its honor code approved cause its cultural."
@ Marriott Center

April 12, 2010

"wait he's gay?"
"i'm not actually."
@ Cannon

"giving talks is easy. worse come to worse you start crying and bear your testimony."
@ Helaman

April 6, 2010

"an eye for an eye; a dish for a dish."
@ Hinckley

"i shower for the gentlemen."
@ Hinckley

"we'll turn you into the psychologist and - I CAN'T GET THE SAUCE OFF MY FORK!"
@ Cannon

April 5, 2010

"its like you're eating Thanksgiving in a sandwich!"
@ Nauvoo Cafe

"hot tubs are just baths with your friends."
@ Hinckley

"death with good ice cream."
@ Helaman

"except i'm not gonna have rocket boots."
@ Hinckley