september 28, 2009

"i don't knbow if i've played with guys much."
@ Hinckley

"sticks are just as smart as fish."
@ CB

september 27, 2009

"i'm a purple dog thats a man."
@ Hinckley

"cows are a creation of man!"
@ Cannon

september 25, 2009

"hey look at my arm pits!"
@ the tunnel

"did that person lose an arm or have a baby?"
@ ESC

"i kissed your sternum!"
@ Stover

september 22, 2009

"i don't wanna learn stuff. i just wanna know what you know."
@ Hinckley

september 21, 2009

"the way the chip just danced on her tongue."
@ Hinckley

september 20, 2009

"like the bomb and the yo diggety - thats all me."
@ JKB

"monkey is to you as dolphin is to me."
@ JKB

"what'd she do? i looked away out of fear!"
@ JKB

"thats sketch. if i could sketch, thats what i'd sketch."
@ JKB

september 19, 2009

"dishonesty is dishonest."
@ Hinckley

september 19, 2009

"that gave pleasure to me."
@ Hinckley

"she's like a termite in a wood factory."
@ Plato's

"we're on the north side of the bleachers?! man, i don't wanna be on the Yankee bleachers!"
@ stadium

september 18, 2009

"i ate her face. it was scrumptious."
@ Hinckley

september 16, 2009

"either way there's some creepage."
@ Hinckley

"tell your wife she looks good even when she looks like a truck."
@ HBLL

"poor boy. he wants to see Swan Princess."
@ Cannon

september 13, 2009

"when my husband and i get married, i'll pop out of the bleachers for him!"
@ Hinckley

"mine tastes like mouth."
@ Hinckely

"you are a foxy lady. thats nice."
@ Hinckley

"THEY GO NAKED!"
@ Hinckley

"your goofy steeds are no match for his awesome reindeer"
@ Hinckley

"i'm sorry i have a hot body."
@ Hinckley

"he just needs to learn the gospel"
@ Hinckley

"thats why i put you on there--to hang!"
@ Hinckley

"i wish i was morally fat"
@ Hinckely

"if i wanted to chew on chicken bones i would have eaten chicken"
@ Hinckely

"will you be my force?"
@ Hinckely

"now she thinks your a nasty mean she devil who thinks your trying to steal your sister's boyfriend while she is on a mission"
@ Hinckley

"i don't have two hands like normal"
@ Cannon

"get the swords! get the guns! get the...where are the pitchforks, we need some!"
@ Hinckley

september 12, 2009

"it's so much more manly"
@ Provo

"so you found the woman of my dreams"
@ Tanner

"and then i got soup because they made beer."
@ Cannon

"have you ever met people's heads?"
@ Hinkley

september 8, 2009

"i thought your hall was so quiet..."
"except for the wookies."
@ Hinkley

september 8, 2009

"this tastes like my Grandma!"
@ Cannon

"that happened to my tongue on a snow cone when i was in washington DC when i was eight."
@ Cannon

"their lips did not touch!"
@ Hinkley

"i had a six-pack for like a week!"
@ Helaman

september 8, 2009

"like the sun rises and she goes to bed."
@ Cannon

september 4, 2009

"i am going to seriously wound you with this styrofoam!"
@ OR

september 4, 2009

"will you just marry me one time?"
@ the ledge

"you're not robust!!"
@ Cannon

"cuz he's so tall and you're so short!"
@ Cannon

"your body's lame."
@ Cannon

september 1, 2009

"nobody ware anything the first day."
@ Hinkley

"give me mangoes or give me salsa."
@ cannon