january 30, 2010

"i don't look at butts."
@ Hinckley

january 29, 2010

"i can't keep up with the juggling of the boys"
@ Hinckley

january 25, 2010

"he looks like a guy from a movie. a creepy guy."
@ Cannon

"my spine is delightful."
@ Forever 21

"she can't even snort!"
@ Cannon

"blood, blood, blood, blood"
@ the mall

january 20, 2010

"your head was unearthly!"
@ Hinckley

january 18, 2010

"was I with your head?"
@ Hinckley

"I can defeat Voldemort but I just can't work these laces!"
@ Hinckley

january 16, 2010

"people can play fetch with people."
@ Hinckley

january 15, 2010

"breaking your arm with syrup is worse."
@ Hinckley

"are those llamas?!"
@ Hinckley

january 13, 2010

"i'm too good for pants."
@ Helaman

january 11, 2010

"I feel like you could time travel and no one would even blink."
@ Marriott Center

"I want to ride on a camera scooter!"
@ Marriott Center

january 8, 2009

"he was the Indiana Jones of his day"
@ JKB

january 7, 2009

"it's a bomb! YES!"
@ Hinckley

"people like to bite my pants."
@ Hinckley

january 4, 2010

"my dog could get elected and i don't even have a dog"
@ Cannon

"people who have passed on are watching my life as entertainment"
@ Hinckley

"i'm going to miss sleeping on your floor"
@ Hinckley

"your feet have rubber on the bottom"
@ Helaman

"this popcorn tastes like apple"
@ Tualatin

"when are we going to camby to shoot chocolates?"
@ Tualatin

"dude you just got an ipod touch. shut up."
@ the apple store

"people in cahoots"
@ Hinckley

"chapter two: in the burpcloth"
@ Pacific City