September 20, 2010

"y Santa Clause...no existe."
@ JFSB

august 4, 2010

"Pop Rocks go pop-pop!"

"it was a trilogy that became a four-some."

"we're leaving this den of heathens!"

"that's a magical list of ingredients."

"seriously. there's like, turf in my pants."

"he bought a bunch of cash for all of us."

"we're three thirds of the way there!"

july 27, 2010

"Look at the mountain!! oh, that's a cloud..."

"I HAVE DIRT ON MY FOOT!!! Oh, that's an alien."

"the poking didn't hurt. you just...moved."

"we were dorming together. oops, rooming."

"DON'T DRINK THE PURPLE STUFF!!!!"

july 18, 2010

"its like peanut butter and Fritos!"

june 17, 2010

"did you know a frappachino has coffee in it??"

"who's stealing my name?"

"when do the people end?"

june 13, 2010

"is it the one after tomrrow?"

june 12, 2010

"you gotta pull the thingy up!"

june 12, 2010

(while talking to sister about parents) "they don't know where i live!"

"one long neck plus one long neck equals three long necks!"

"im ok, it didnt even bleed."

"you have seven holes in your face."
"uh, actually its nine."

"i just bit it and it was cold."

"this ice is like frozen!"

"i was thinking how it tasted like snow and then i realized it was called a snow cone."

june 11, 2010

"Why would i solve a math problem? thats just crazy!"

"call from 'not avae-laa-bull'"

june 3, 2010

"Once upon a time a student from BYU transferred to the U. Both school's cumulative GPA improved."
from Overheard at BYU

june 2, 2010

"way to boost the crime rate."

"they don't look at things, they smell them."

may 15, 2010

"your eyelashes are tickling me!"
@ trampoline

"i gotta go mow my lawns."
@ park

"are your parents home?"
"are my pants on?!?!?!?!"
@ park

may 11, 2010

"justin bieber stole my heart!"
babysitting

may 6, 2010

we are experiencing a recession in the funny quotes that i hear due to lack of being around...people. feel free to facebook me any funny quotes that you hear/say. (please keep them appropriate)
thanks!

April 19, 2010

"look its Appa!"
"Aang is on his back cloudbending!"
@ Helaman

"i'm wearing a fanny pack!"
@ sunday walk

April 17, 2010

"that's one of those kiwis that's attached to it's outside."
@ Cannon

"no i wasn't posing, i was saying 'OOOOOOOO!'"
@ Hinckley

April 13, 2010

"in case you didn't know, those are grapes. now you do."
@ Cannon

"can i ask you a question? why whenever i see you in a lobby are you eating?"
@ Hinckley

"i'm fond of guns of any kind."
@ Helaman

"are they shirtless?"
"its honor code approved cause its cultural."
@ Marriott Center

April 12, 2010

"wait he's gay?"
"i'm not actually."
@ Cannon

"giving talks is easy. worse come to worse you start crying and bear your testimony."
@ Helaman

April 6, 2010

"an eye for an eye; a dish for a dish."
@ Hinckley

"i shower for the gentlemen."
@ Hinckley

"we'll turn you into the psychologist and - I CAN'T GET THE SAUCE OFF MY FORK!"
@ Cannon

April 5, 2010

"its like you're eating Thanksgiving in a sandwich!"
@ Nauvoo Cafe

"hot tubs are just baths with your friends."
@ Hinckley

"death with good ice cream."
@ Helaman

"except i'm not gonna have rocket boots."
@ Hinckley

march 29, 2010

"AAAAACHOOO!...ouch"
@ JSB

"she took her medication, so she's good."
@ the hill

march 27, 2010

"so i kinda wanted grapefruit but my stomach wanted peaches."
@ Cannon

"the was the most unpleasant piece of pork i've ever had."
@ Cannon

"yours has meaning behind yours."
@ Hinckley

"i love my belly button. favorite part of my body."
@ Denny's

march 24, 2010

"cuz usually when someone proposes it doesn't take more than five minutes."
@ Cannon

"I've got a pancake; guys give me some space!"
@ Cannon

march 23, 2010

"i'm not a greedy wisher!"
@ Hinckley

"i'm getting some pretty sweet muscles!"
@ Hinckley

march 23, 2010

"congrats on living in America"
@ Hinckley

"unless my default expression is blush."
@ Cannon

march 22, 2010

"i'd like to keep my head roommate."
@ Hinckley

"yeah you should've chilled with the homeies in the hood"
@ Hinckley

"as in clodhoppers exploded on the scene."
@ the quad

"holy heck charlotte! you're a girl!"
@ SFH

"do they make paper razors?"
@ the quad

march 18, 2010

"i was a haystack once."
@ Cannon

"the drum set is not here, do your homework."
@ May

march 15, 2010

"i'm gonna go to the bathroom and play some tetris now."
@ Hinckley

march 11, 2010

"why do they make bones with chicken?"
@ Cannon

"He knew he was a who not a which."
@ JKB

march 7, 2010

"there's peanut butter in these lips!"
@ Hinckley

"have you ever seen Balto? He's the bad guy dog in that."
@ WILK

febuary 27, 2010

"you think if we eat his brain we'll find the answer?"
@ Cannon

febuary 19, 2010

"i bet they had it in girl."
@ Helaman

"we have the same eyebrows."
@ Hinckley

"are these children?"
@ JKB

"there's something for your special box."
@ store

febuary 13, 2010

"i think her heart just threw up."
@ Forever 21

"there's on where he looks for his nose...oh wait, that's spongebob."
@ Cannon

"this has the consistency of a lobster dumped in maramalade."
@ Cannon

"are you eating the pockets?"
@ Helaman

"he was like a hobo from space."
@ Brigham Square

"i do too, minus the purse."
@ Hinckley

"feel me; i'm comfy"
in the car

"i need a pop tart! i'm so abused!"
@ Hinckley

febuary 3, 2010

"i'm skeptical of the role of fruit in Newton's life."
@ JSB

"i feel like you're trying to speak one of those African clicking languages."
@ Hinckley

"sometimes i wish i was married so i wouldn't have to date...but then i realize that in order to get married, i have to date..."
@ Hinckley

january 30, 2010

"i don't look at butts."
@ Hinckley

january 29, 2010

"i can't keep up with the juggling of the boys"
@ Hinckley

january 25, 2010

"he looks like a guy from a movie. a creepy guy."
@ Cannon

"my spine is delightful."
@ Forever 21

"she can't even snort!"
@ Cannon

"blood, blood, blood, blood"
@ the mall

january 20, 2010

"your head was unearthly!"
@ Hinckley

january 18, 2010

"was I with your head?"
@ Hinckley

"I can defeat Voldemort but I just can't work these laces!"
@ Hinckley

january 16, 2010

"people can play fetch with people."
@ Hinckley

january 15, 2010

"breaking your arm with syrup is worse."
@ Hinckley

"are those llamas?!"
@ Hinckley

january 13, 2010

"i'm too good for pants."
@ Helaman

january 11, 2010

"I feel like you could time travel and no one would even blink."
@ Marriott Center

"I want to ride on a camera scooter!"
@ Marriott Center

january 8, 2009

"he was the Indiana Jones of his day"
@ JKB

january 7, 2009

"it's a bomb! YES!"
@ Hinckley

"people like to bite my pants."
@ Hinckley

january 4, 2010

"my dog could get elected and i don't even have a dog"
@ Cannon

"people who have passed on are watching my life as entertainment"
@ Hinckley

"i'm going to miss sleeping on your floor"
@ Hinckley

"your feet have rubber on the bottom"
@ Helaman

"this popcorn tastes like apple"
@ Tualatin

"when are we going to camby to shoot chocolates?"
@ Tualatin

"dude you just got an ipod touch. shut up."
@ the apple store

"people in cahoots"
@ Hinckley

"chapter two: in the burpcloth"
@ Pacific City