august 23, 2009

"we were trying to force ourselves on her, but it didn't work so well."
@ Hinkley

"does anyone want my some of my bread roll? does anyone want pine nuts?"
@ Cannon

"i hate it when my sister wears her swimsuit cause its ugly."
@ Helaman

"i hate those drunken idiots!"
@ Cannon

"i frequently change my head."
@ Hinkley

"thats amusing unto myself."
@ Hinkley

august 28, 2009

"good grades, adequate sleep, social life. pick two. welcome to college."
@ Wilk

august 28, 2009

"in the movie 101 damnations..."
@ Red Hair's

"i'm not pregnant."
@ Hinckley

august 25,2009

"He takes you down to the local carnival and wins you a bear as you eat snow cones."
"SNOW CONES?!?!"
@ EMILY'S

"see? we can be smart in the middle of the night!"
@ emily's

august 23, 2009

"mom, guess what? i just kicked the bucket."
@ Tualatin

august 14, 2009

"it's cheesier than BYU!"
@ Costco

"now YOU can chop up Mickey Mouse at home!"
@ Tualatin

august 13, 2009

"i have red-cheek syndrome."
@ TUALATIN

august 12, 2009

"there's some pretty sketchy ladies out there..."
@ THE hill

"he has posters of slutty cows in his room."
@ the malt shop

august 11, 2009

"then suddenly seymore sat on a nun."
@ Hinkley

"we've got toilet paper on one side...and...yeah..."
@ Creamery

"my pants are see through!"
@ Hinkley

august 9, 2009

"you could put a child in there."
@ Cannon

"i don't mind walking in my feet."
@ JKB

"did you catch your lip on it?"
@ the Elms

"Oh, you shoulda seen me last week!"
@ Cannon

"are they against the honor code?! oh wait, that's a suitcase, not a girl..."
@ Helaman

august 6, 2009

"why not all the way?"
@ Hinkley

august 5, 2009

"how many girl friends do you have? like one and a half?"
@ cannon

"or he could have taken me all the way to the temple if he wanted to."
@ cannon

august 4, 2009

"so he used the dark to get close to you"
@ Hinkley

"your hat will fill up with tears. its filling up! its filling up!"
@ Hinkley

"i remember admiring them from afar."
@ Cannon

"like trouting?"
@ Cannon

"a really big piece of honeydew melon."
@ Cannon

"go to the desk and ask for a room."
@ LRC

"waht were you - a vulture in another life?"
Anastasia

"of course China hasn't moved!"
@ Cannon

august 1, 2009

"Edward. What? don't lick Max!"
@ Utah

august 1, 2009

"i was making sure my nose stays in. it falls out sometimes"
@ Cannon

"it's kind of like licking a pine tree."
@ Cannon

"am i able to pee in my own building?"
@ Cannon

august 1, 2009

"hush up your pants!"
@ Hinkley

"am i able to pee in my own building?"
@ Cannon