may 15, 2010

"your eyelashes are tickling me!"
@ trampoline

"i gotta go mow my lawns."
@ park

"are your parents home?"
"are my pants on?!?!?!?!"
@ park

may 11, 2010

"justin bieber stole my heart!"
babysitting

may 6, 2010

we are experiencing a recession in the funny quotes that i hear due to lack of being around...people. feel free to facebook me any funny quotes that you hear/say. (please keep them appropriate)
thanks!